Lt. Archie Hicox: What should we drink to, sir? General Ed Fenech: Down with Hitler! Lt. Archie Hicox: All the way down, sir.
Earl McGraw: Son number one? Edgar McGraw: Yeah? Earl McGraw: This tall drink of cocksucker ain't dead.
Baba: [regarding the mullahs, who teach that drinking alcohol is a sin] I piss on the beards of all those self-righteous monkeys.
[Pippin seemingly burps in an Entish language, after drinking their beverage] Merry: You just said something... treeish!
[after Boromir's inspiring speech] Faramir: Good Speech. Nice and short. Boromir: Leaves more time for drinking!
Joey 'Clams' Scala: [the cops have broken up the fight, taken a bribe, and left the bar] This is the drink we never had before.
[Neo tries a drink made by Dozer and winces] Cypher: Good shit, huh? It's good for two things: degreasing engines and killing brain cells.
Larry Wade: [Referring to the drinks] We've gotten a head start here, Mr. Thornhill. Roger Thornhill: That won't last long.
Alicia: Do you love me, Commodore? Commodore: You're a very beautiful woman. Alicia: I'll have another drink to appreciate that.
Macaulay Connor: I would sell my grandmother for a drink - and you know how I love my grandmother.
Brandon Shaw: I've always thought that it was out of character for David to drink anything as corrupt as Whiskey. Phillip Morgan: Out of character for him to be murdered, too.
Jeff: She sure is the "eat, drink and be merry" girl. Stella: Yeah, she'll wind up fat, alcoholic and miserable.
Jack Torrance: [disappointed at finding the bar empty] God, I'd give anything for a drink. I'd give my goddamned soul for just a glass of beer.
Jack Torrance: [staring at the drink in his hand] Here's to five miserable months on the wagon, and all the irreparable harm it has caused me.
Raoul Silva: Just look at you, barely held together by your pills and your drink. James Bond: Don't forget my pathetic love of country.
Computer Voice: [moves its chess piece] Checkmate. Checkmate. [MacReady pours his drink into the computer tower, frying it] MacReady: Cheating bitch.
Short Thug: [about Mother Gothel] Whoaaaa! Somebody get me a glass! 'Cuz I just found me a tall drink of water.
Colonel Hendry: [Riptide creates a whirlwind sending it toward him; to Shaw] What the hell did you put in my drink?
But you've got to have money for comfort, which obviously doesn't matter as much when you're young, but even so. I always like to bloody eat well and be warm. Have a drink when I want it.
I'd loved to wear jeans and t-shirts, but everybody was in the peace movement back then. And that was my ploy. I had to be careful not to say things like 'I like meat.' Actually I just wanted to drink beer and to screw.
In order to satirize adequately, I think you need to bring people down to Earth and be like, 'Yeah, these people drink coffee and have tummy troubles and they go to the bathroom like anybody else, and they all have relationship problems, if they even...
