I want a new liver to replace my heart." "Um, why?" "Because then I could drink more and care less.
AlecI’m not the same person I was when I wasn’t. I’m different now, in that now I’m drinking coffee.
I love Blue Ribbon CoffeeYou are giving up nothing! You have nothing to lose and everything to gain.
I Need To Stop Drinking!Tea was good. Tea was possibly the safest drink in the entire Empire. It defied anything untoward.
The Marquis At Midnight