I want my writing to be as smooth as drinking a glass of water—pool water, with piss in it.
This Book Has No TitleI wash my hands in the blood of grapefruit. Come, drink with me.
Whenever You're Gone, I'm Here For YouWhat's the point of having a book club if you don't get to eat brownies and drink wine?
The MiddlesteinsNo one, ever, wrote anything as well even after one drink as he would have done with out it.
Ring LardnerWhen you're passionate about something, you don't need coffee or an energy drink to get you moving.
Rob LianoWriter's block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.
Steve Martin