I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice - I don't know if I'm coming or going.
Rodney DangerfieldI used to think drinking was the only way to be happy. Now I know there is no way to be happy.
Laura KightlingerI'm not a social friend of the Reagans. That's by their choice and by mine. They don't drink enough.
Lyn NofzigerDrink moderately, for drunkeness neither keeps a secret, nor observes a promise.
Miguel de CervantesI'm a Muslim, but I think Jesus would have a drink with me. He would be cool. He would talk to me.
Mike Tyson