After all is said and done, sit down.
Instant gratification takes too long.
You're only as good as your last haircut.
I value comedy. I value somebody who can be funny.
Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed.
I don't need you to be funny. I don't want to be entertained.
It's just something that's sort of funny, sort of not.
All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me.
I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
We are all born mad. Some remain so.
Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!
Books are funny little portable pieces of thought.
Possibly I've become less funny as I've been happier.
Knowledge is love and light and vision.
A loving heart is the beginning of all knowledge.
Life is an incurable disease.
Life mixes tones all the time.
Life on the planet is born of woman.
Reverence for life is the highest court of appeal.
My whole life is my work.
Being upbeat is the key to life.
