Quotes of: Dr Keyword

I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.

Les Dawson

Funny things happen to you in movies for silly reasons.

Michael Caine

I am certain there is too much certainty in the world.

Michael Crichton

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.

Mitch Hedberg

It's funny; as I get older I'm reverting to my roots - I want to plant stuff.

Melissa McCarthy

I'm the only man in the world with a marriage licence made out to whom it may concern.

Mickey Rooney

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

Mae West

A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often.

Oliver Herford

It is quite possible for the vulgar to be funny, but to succeed, it must rise to a certain genius.

Roger Ebert

The difference between you and the funny person on TV is that they acted on their ideas.

Rob Manuel

I was a good student, sort of funny and athletic. I had friends.

Rosemary Mahoney

If you work at comedy too laboriously, you can kill what's funny in the joke.

Richard Russo

I always just wanted to be funny. I never really planned to be scary.

R. L. Stine

The Simpsons are ugly-looking, and they should be. That's what works. That's one of the things that's funny.

Seth MacFarlane

If you're funny, if there's something that makes you laugh, then every day's going to be okay.

Tom Hanks

Memory is funny. Once you hit a vein the problem is not how to remember but how to control the flow.

Tobias Wolff

If you're naturally kind, you attract a lot of people you don't like.

William Feather

If at first you don't succeed, find out if the loser gets anything.

William Lyon Phelps

I no doubt deserved my enemies, but I don't believe I deserved my friends.

Walt Whitman

But God can only smile because only God can know what is coming next.

Desmond Tutu

I cannot believe in a God who wants to be praised all the time.

Friedrich Nietzsche