Quotes of: Dr Keyword

Every cloud has its silver lining but it is sometimes a little difficult to get it to the mint.

Don Marquis

Doing stand-up takes the fun out of being funny.

Doug Stanhope

We sit in a room for months trying to think of funny things.

David Walliams

It's funny. Of all the jobs I've been ambitious for, this is one that never crossed my mind.

Edmund S. Muskie

And remember, it's also very funny, because side by side with grief lies joy.

Fran Drescher

What most readers do not realize is that it takes a particular genius to write funny, to satirize.

F. Sionil Jose

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.

George Carlin

A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.

George Bernard Shaw

It's funny with fiction - once you cut something, it hasn't happened anymore.

George Saunders

It's funny to have become an elegant skier now. But my drive is still the same.

Hermann Maier

I'm not a believer in the pratfall. I don't think it's funny just to have someone fall down.

Harold Ramis

I actually find novels that are determined to be funny at every turn quite oppressive.

Ian Mcewan

Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.

Joey Adams

To me, I've never understood why there is any question about are women as funny as men.

Judd Apatow

For years I used to bore my wife over lunch with stories about funny incidents.

James Herriot

Funny, I don't feel any more powerful today than yesterday.

Jerry B. Jenkins

It's a real primal thing, watching someone get hurt. It's funny and accessible.

Johnny Knoxville

Every man's dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman without also falling into her hands.

Jerry Lewis

A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.

Jerry Seinfeld

Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?

James Thurber

But this show reminds me that there are other aspects to me besides the fact that I'm a funny chick.

Kristen Johnston