We drive into the future using only our rearview mirror.
Entrepreneurs don't believe the future is predictable - but they do believe that they can create the future themselves.
I don't know what the future may hold, but I know who holds the future.
With the past, I have nothing to do; nor with the future. I live now.
I have great expectations for the future, because the past was highly overrated.
The rest, called literature, is a dossier of human imbecility for the guidance of future professors.
I'd like to recover some of the strangeness and wonder of consideration of the future.
The future is electronic. It's radio, television and the Internet; it's not really newspapers anymore.
If you're funny as a woman, people think it might be because someone else helped you.
If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.
If you think about it, there aren't that many women who are in their 40s, who are Jewish and funny and stage-worthy.
There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious.
I would love to write a mystery - a romantic, funny mystery.
Thinking is one thing no one has ever been able to tax.
I just do what I think is funny and what's exciting to me.
The reason I'm writing funny books is that I wish there were more.
The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
I think it's a comedian's job to make everything funny. Nothing is off-limits.
I cannot sing, dance or act; what else would I be but a talk show host.
