It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.
One picture is worth 1,000 denials.
Chris Elliott could read the phonebook and he's funny.
School is a foretaste of life.
It is not length of life, but depth of life.
Life is given to us, we earn it by giving it.
I do want love. Genuine love.
Stolen kisses are always sweetest.
Ignorance is the mother of admiration.
A concept is stronger than a fact.
In school, I was an underachiever.
Was it magic? Of course it was.
In Life There are No Limits, Only Plateaus.
Its not that I'm weird; it's that it's weird not to be weird
The blood is the life!
The Gospel has to be the norm.
People are strange when you're a stranger.
I'm not a natural joiner.
I thought 'Pineapple Express' was hilarious.
There is nothing constant in this world but inconsistency.
In love, one and one are one.
