I'm not a person who can spontaneously say funny things.
I longed for funny stories about the sort of children who lived in my neighborhood.
The world is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper.
I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong.
I don't think the public is dying to see me necessarily be funny all the time.
I'm an idealist. I don't know where I'm going, but I'm on my way.
A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists.
A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book.
In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first.
Diane Keaton is good for women in and of herself. She's smart and funny and real.
Moderation is a virtue only in those who are thought to have an alternative.
Leno, Conan. They are both really funny. They really know how to land one.
Cabaret is a great format. All you have to do is sing and be funny sporadically.
I recorded my hair this morning, tonight I'm watching the highlights.
Comedy is ridiculously hard. And if the rhythm is not right, if the music or the line is not right, it's not funny.
If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.
I think anyone who's perfectly happy isn't particularly funny.
Comedy is learning to be funny, and you learn to be funny in small rooms with young audiences.
Funny is the world I live in. You're funny, I'm interested. You're not funny, I'm not interested.
I'd so much rather people think I was funny than pretty.
Comedy is not funny. Comedy is hard work and timing and lots and lots of rehearsals.
