Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody.
Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits.
Children have but little charity for each other's defects.
Never have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.
When majority is insane, sane must go to asylum.
A few fly bites cannot stop a spirited horse.
Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.
Do the thing you fear the most and the death of fear is certain.
What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce.
Familiarity breeds contempt and children.
Sufis are keys to open up hearts.
I know grammar by ear only, not by note, not by the rules.
Good judgement is the result of experience and experience the result of bad judgement.
Loyalty to country ALWAYS. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.
Conservatism is the blind and fear-filled worship of dead radicals.
Don't use a five-dollar word when a fifty-cent word will do.
I can last two months on a good compliment.
Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
God created war so that Americans would learn geography.
Write without pay until somebody offers to pay.
Keep a diary, and someday it'll keep you.
