Parrots have gone a bit quiet since pirates have gone.
Comedy's really subjective, you know.
It is impossible to speak in such a way that you cannot be misunderstood.
A dog has got human eyes.
If you want to be happy, be so.
Every uneducated person is a caricature of himself.
Morality without a sense of paradox is mean.
Virtue is reason which has become energy.
The universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest.
Take life seriously but none of the people in it.
Be patient, Ophelia. Love, Hamlet
The disease is painless; it's the cure that hurts.
I'm a vegetarian; I eat a lot of tofu and soy.
I've been trying to avoid goal-oriented behavior.
History is an angel being blown backwards into the future
I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.
I was not comfortable worshipping another Jew.
What you are is a question only you can answer.
I thought it was something peculiar to me. I thought I was abnormal.
It is such an uncomfortable feeling to know one is a fool
There stands the shadow of a glorious name.
