I'm totally crazy, I know that.
My parents were very indiscrete.
Crimes spring from fixed ideas.
If I need something, I'll invent it.
Fuck! Is one expected to be a gentleman when one is stiff?
There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable.
Civilization is the limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities.
He is now rising from affluence to poverty.
I have been an author for 20 years and an ass for 55.
A successful book is not made of what is in it, but what is left out of it.
Facts are stubborn things, but statistics are pliable.
History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.
What is sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander.
What, if as said, man is a bubble.
I've been things and seen places.
He who hesitates is a damned fool.
I've always thought of myself as shy.
Most screen violence is tedious.
The most wasted day of all is that on which we have not laughed.
Squash - that's not exercise, it's flagellation.
President Obama's biggest weakness is weakness.
