The world is an enormous injustice.
A lot of comedians are selfish.
I was the hallway clown in high school.
To eat is to appropriate by destruction.
Commitment is an act, not a word.
My stepfather was a very nasty individual.
Everybody is supposed to be a part of their own community.
There are a lot of difficulties with people trying to conceive.
Don't set your wit against a child.
Evil is relatively rare; ignorance is epidemic.
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Eros is everywhere. It is what binds.
The compulsion of fate is bitter.
We live in ugly times.
Applause is a receipt, not a bill.
Lottery tickets are a surtax on desperation.
He that is rich is wise.
I loved to fall down.
America was and is the immigrant's dream.
No one respects a talent that is concealed.
If a problem cannot be solved, enlarge it.