You can't be a proper comic unless you've been out on stage and felt the fear.
I think that's still the most primal fear of all humans: to be eaten.
There is nothing funny about a well-adjusted, intelligent person making the right choices.
I'm always in situations where you can't be funny, and yet I want to do it anyway.
I felt the power of God as I'd never felt it before.
Now God be praised, I will die in peace.
I'm still learning my craft, and I've been writing since I was nine.
It isn't enough for you to love money - it's also necessary that money should love you.
You have to fight for your privacy or you lose it.
Google is very much a not-invented-here, build-it-ourselves culture.
My purpose is to make my narrative as truthful as possible.
I give no more paroles to British officers.
There's no limit possible to the expansion of each one of us.
I cannot command winds and weather.
Success teaches us nothing; only failure teaches.
Protecting Afghan civilians is the cornerstone of our mission.
I'm not making any excuses. I got my butt kicked in certain games.
The radical elements in Islam are very dangerous.
There's something just magical about flight. Period.
Anything that changes your values changes your behavior.
There's this perception sometimes around here that I'm this Hollywood guy.
