Cynicism is not realistic and tough. It's unrealistic and kind of cowardly because it means you don't have to try. ---in Good Housekeeping
I mean, all alternative comedy is are comedians that have being doing it for so long, for so long, that they were relaxed enough to start becoming personal on stage.
I like to have interesting things to write about. And when one says something is 'interesting,' one almost always means 'bad.'
Making sentences is what I do. I mean, the story will come as I write.
I mean, George Bush is a man of prayer. He talks to the lord. He tries to get his direction from the lord.
Though people know the meaning of the word acceptance, people are ignorant about it. Thinking acceptance may hurt their self esteem.
Sex is a conversation carried out by other means. If you get on well out of bed, half the problems of bed are solved.
Abatement in the hostility of one's enemies must never be thought to signify they have been won over. It only means that one has ceased to constitute a threat.
Well, I would never do a study because I'm a practicing physician. I mean, all I do is treat people.
It means that the silver coins of the United States at whatever ratio is fixed, and I want the present ratio that we have now, 16 to 1, maintained precisely as it is.
'Mullygrubber' is an Australian term which means something that creeps along the ground; it's like a little grub.
Every generation has to ask difficult questions about what does it mean to follow Jesus.
Heaven is high and earth wide.If you ride three feet above ground than other men,you will know what that means.
Homeowners' Association: the means whereby people who own homes are able to transfer their rights to the neighborhood control freaks.
Sometimes I say things that I can't believe came out of my mouth. Or I won't mean something and it will come out completely nonsensical.
Social justice is a cancer. Social justice means you are ruled by whatever the mob does. What social justice does is destroy individual responsibility.
I never liked the idea of giving interviews. One says many things, but when they are published, they become shortened, condensed. The ideas lose their meaning.
Examples is more forcible than precept. People look at my six days in the week to see what I mean on the seventh.
The awful thing, as a kid reading, was that you came to the end of the story, and that was it. I mean, it would be heartbreaking that there was no more of it.
The very idea of supernatural magic - including miracles - is incoherent, devoid of sensible meaning.
Being true to yourself really means being true to all the complexities of the human spirit.