Quotes of: Donkeys Keyword

The voice of a donkey braying in the neighbouring meadow seemed like the mocking laughter of demons.

Young Men in Spats

There is no doubt in the sanctity of Mecca, but a donkey won't become a Hajj pilgrim by just going through the motions.

Rahman Baba

A man would rather break his donkeys back than give it the carrot it requires to progress.

R.P. Falconer

Pre-Christmas is very important, and it is stressful, and, you know, even in the biblical story... travelling on the donkey in a stressful environment.

Michael Leunig

The entrance into Jerusalem has all the elements of the theatre of the absurd: the poor king; truth comes riding on a donkey; symbolic actions - even parading without a permit!

David Kirk

Dante Hicks: We need to talk. Becky: [referring to the donkey] Did you see the size of that cock?

Clerks II

Jay: What kinda sick fuck gets turned on watching a guy fuck a donkey?

Clerks II

Donkey: We can stay up late, swapping manly stories, and in the morning, I'm making waffles!

Shrek

The greatest sorrow in the life of a peasant is that his donkey is lost. And the greatest happiness is that he finds it back.

Life

Only the great warriors fall down from their horses; one would not fall who rides a donkey cart.

Johnny Fracture

When we die, our souls still live. If you are a gangster or a bastard or a crook, your soul inhabits a donkey or something terrible.

Mohamed Al-Fayed

The whole new Democratic Party is the old Republican Party. We have a whole bunch of elephants running around in donkey's clothes.

Robert Novak

No lusting after your neighbor's house - or wife or servant or maid or ox or donkey. Don't set your heart on anything that is your neighbor's.

Moses

I lived in a hut with no roof, and I rode to school on a donkey. I used to shoot birds with a slingshot to cook for dinner. Now I prefer to get my food from KFC.

Wyclef Jean

God is not troubled by one who is conservative or liberal, and He certainly never inclines His ear toward a donkey or an elephant.

Max Lucado

If Jesus were here today, he wouldn't be riding around on a donkey. He'd be taking a plane, he'd be using the media.

Joel Osteen

Donkey: Hi, Princess! Princess Fiona: It talks! Shrek: Yeah, it's getting him to shut up that's the trick!

Shrek

Donkey: I just know, before this is over, I'm gonna need a whole lot of serious therapy. Look at my eye twitchin'.

Shrek

The Donkey: All right, I hope you heard that? She called me a "noble steed." She thinks I'm a steed.

Shrek

[Shrek spots a lighted window in the Dragon's castle] Shrek: Well, at least we know where the Princess is. But where's the...? Donkey: DRAGON! [runs away]

Shrek

[hearing Terrence and Phillip say "donkey raping shit eater"] Ike: Dopey pappy sheet eater.

South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut