Quotes of: Donkeys Keyword

Donkey: I don't get it, Shrek. Why didn't you just pull some of that ogre stuff on him? You know, throttle him, lay siege to his fortress, grind his bones to make your bread? You know, the whole ogre trip. Shrek: Oh, I know. Maybe I could have decapi...

Shrek

If a donkey bray at you, don't bray at him.

George Herbert

Jigo: Are you selling soup or donkey piss?

Princess Mononoke

I have had a horse. Why would I accept a donkey?

Love

Jay: That guy's being awfully forward with that donkey.

Clerks II

Genghis Miliband roars up to the despatch box like a caged donkey.

Andy Zaltzman

There is that thing about not working with animals and children - I don't think that's true. Although you should never work with donkeys.

Emma Thompson

Donkey: Hey, what's your problem, Shrek, what you got against the whole world anyway, huh? Shrek: Look, I'm not the one with the problem, okay? It's the world that seems to have a problem with ME! People take one look at me and go "Aargh! Help! Run! ...

Shrek

Never take advice from a donkey.

The Power of One

Alcohol makes man into a monkey and then monkey into a donkey. Thus, there is evolution degradation.

Dr Sivakumar Gowder

Dogs and other animals - goats, donkeys, cows, a grumpy rooster - continue to change my writing life.

Jon Katz

Neither an ox nor a donkey is able to stop the progress of socialism.

Erich Honecker

It's hard for the donkeys to win the race if they're going to carry the elephants on their backs.

Jim Hightower

Elias: [Elias is wasted] I hope that donkey doesn't have a heinie troll!

Clerks II

Shrek: Donkey, two things okay? Shut... up!

Shrek

Ignore donkeys and other naysayers!

Over iT: How to Live Above Your Circumstances and Beyond Yourself

[last lines] Donkey: Oh, that's funny. Oh. Oh. I can't breathe. I can't breathe.

Shrek

I murmur: "It's a seat," a little like an exorcism. But the word stays on my lips: it refuses to go and put itself on the thing. It stays what it is, with its red plush, thousands of little red paws in the air, all still, little dead paws. This enorm...

Nausea

You can't say asses in church unless you are speaking of donkeys.

Paris in April

Donkey: [staring at the priest] Mother Fletcher, he already said it! Shrek: Oh, for the love of Pete!

Shrek

Until we say the truth, there can be no tenderness. As long as there is desire, we will not be safe

Donkey Gospel