My donkey is dead; let no more grass grow.
The donkey sweats so the horse can be decorated with lace.
Never stand in front of a judge or behind a donkey.
Better a living donkey than a dead doctor.
Shrek: Donkey? What are you doing? Donkey: [gathering branches] I would think YOU of all people would recognize a wall when you saw one! Shrek: Well, yeah... but the wall's supposed to go AROUND my swamp, not through it! Donkey: It is around your swa...
A donkey has two friends: his two hind legs.
Donkey's lips don't fit onto a horse's mouth.
To give jewels to a donkey is as stupid as giving a eunuch to a woman.
The castle gates will always open for gold-laden donkeys.
A donkey decked in gold is better than an over-laden horse.
Shrek: Does anyone know where this Farquaad guy is? [Donkey jumps up and down, shouting out] Donkey: Oh, I know! I know where he is! Shrek: Does anyone ELSE know where to find him? Donkey: Pick me! Pick me! Me! Me!
Princess Fiona: Shrek? I'm... I'm worried about Donkey, he doesn't look so good... Donkey: What you talking about? I feel fine! Princess Fiona: Well, that's what they always say, and then, and then, and then next thing you know you're on your back! [...
Shrek: [to Donkey] I already told you, didn't I? You're not coming home with me! I live alone! MY swamp! ME! Nobody else, understand? NOBODY! Especially useless, pathetic, annoying, TALKING *DONKEYS*! Donkey: But... I thought... Shrek: Yeah, well, yo...
The donkey won't drink if he can't see water.
On your own donkey it is quicker than on someone else's racehorse.
Shrek: Go over there and see if you can find any stairs. Donkey: Stairs? I thought we was lookin' for the Princess. Shrek: The Princess will be up the stairs in the highest room in the tallest tower. Donkey: How do you know that? Shrek: I read it in ...
Do not deprive me of my age. I have earned it.
Donkey: Hey, look at this! [he goes up to an information booth and pulls a lever. After some clicking, many mechanized marionettes pop out and begin singing] Clockwork Chorus: Welcome to Duloc, such a perfect town / Here we have some rules, let us la...
When they gave the donkey flowers to smell, he ate them.
A donkey always says thank you with a kick.
I travel not to go anywhere, but to go. I travel for travel's sake. The great affair is to move.
