I'm the lamest lame duck there could be.
I don't look at this as a religious based thing. To me this is energy based.
Gordie: Alright, alright, Mickey's a mouse, Donald's a duck, Pluto's a dog. What's Goofy? Vern: If I could only have one food for the rest of my life? That's easy-Pez. Cherry-flavored Pez. No question about it. Teddy: Goofy's a dog. He's definitely a...
F*ck a duck and sh*t on a goldfish cracker!
Raise the bar. Don't duck under it.
They're not chicks. They're ducks.
I had a few ducks as a kid.
BERNARD. (To DONALD.) Donald, read any new libraries lately? DONALD. One or three. I did the complete works of Doris Lessing this week. I've been depressed. [. . .] BERNARD. Some people eat, some people drink, and some take dope. DONALD. I read. MICH...
My view of the afterlife is that it's made of different levels, depending on how spiritual a life we live.
Christianity is why the 'Duck Dynasty' family is still together.
It's a bird of some sort. It's like a duck, only I never saw a duck have so many colors." The bird swam swiftly and gracefully toward the Magic Isle, and as it drew nearer its gorgeously colored plumage astonished them. The feathers were of many hues...
I'm sorry for the ducks; I love foie gras.
Who the heck is Donald Trump to fire me? I regret I didn't tell Donald Trump, 'You need to fire your barber. I'm sorry. I ain't feeling you, man. You're fired! I fire you, Donald Trump.'
I'm the same businessman Donald Trump is.
You can never lose anything that really belongs to you, and you can't keep that which belongs to someone else.
We will not duck the tough issues, we will lead.
Don't stop aspiring. Just learn to duck. . .
Dealing with network executives is like being nibbled to death by ducks.
Rufus T. Firefly: His Excellency's car!
A Palace Guard: His Excellency's car!
Every city has a Donald Trump; ours is just the Trumpiest.
