Sometimes I think being an actor is like being a dog for a director; it's like they throw a stick, and you want to fetch it and bring it back to them. You want a pat on the head for it.
I usually write in my underwear, with a space heater running full blast, and three dogs sleeping at me feet.
A mutt is a dog. He is the stuff of dogginess, a creature allied to species, not breed, and untrammeled by human hand or preference.
Read that dogs align themselves with the Earth’s magnetic field when urinating or defecating. Trying it myself this week – so far so good!
I made a lot of good friends in Philadelphia and the last thing that I would want to do is dog anyone in that clubhouse. If I made it sound like that, it was a mistake.
While working in advertising, I channelled my creative energy into elaborate escape fantasies: cake making, dog breeding, the Peace Corps.
I love a Hebrew National hot dog with an ice-cold Corona - no lime. If the phone rings, I won't answer until I'm done.
I'm a huge fan of 'The Lost Weekend.' I have this dog-eared copy of the 1963 Time Reading Program edition, which was a series of contemporary classics reprinted as a quality paperback.
When I have a little down time, I like to go to the gym and try to bank some hours there. I like to spend time with my dogs, go hiking, do a little traveling.
Well, I'm pretty domestic actually. I walk my dog. I go grocery shopping. I hang out with friends. I'm pretty normal, whatever normal is, on my off time.
The first film I made was when I was 13 and it was called 'The Dogs That Ate Detroit.' It starred my Saint Bernard Barney, and it was a killer thriller with oodles of special effects that were cutting edge for the time.
At the time my dog had a fungus on her chest that wouldn't heal and resisted treatment. I made an ointment with our product and it cleared up in two days. She lived to 17 years.
I don't consider myself an A-list celebrity or a big dog, but every time I meet somebody, even rappers who've been in the game for years... they're like, 'Man, I'm trying to get on your level.'
Sonny: Is there any special country you wanna go to? Sal: Wyoming. Sonny: Sal, Wyoming's not a country.
Sonny: [to a cop with his gun drawn] You see that? [points his finger like a gun] Sonny: Put it in your holster!
[Sal is pointing the gun at Sheldon] Sal: Tell the TV to stop saying there's 2 homosexuals in here. Sheldon: I will, Sal.
Plank: Ah! They fucking shot me! Dog: Well, fucking shoot 'em back!
Alfred: Don't mind my brother. Your dog has more breeding than he has.
Maggie Fitzgerald: You ever own a dog? Frankie Dunn: No. Closest I ever came was a middleweight from Barstow.
Deserter: While I was in the service even my dog ran away with some mutt. My Yorkshire Terrier. Bitch.
Mr. Blonde: Eddie, you keep talking like a bitch, I'm gonna slap you like a bitch.
