If I could do it all over again, I'd be the mailman. I love housewives, and I hate dogs. What more is there?
Many who have spent a lifetime in it can tell us less of love than the child that lost a dog yesterday.
I walk my dogs. I garden a little. I play a bit of tennis. Basically when I have spare time I'm making music.
The rich man's dog gets more in the way of vaccination, medicine and medical care than do the workers upon whom the rich man's wealth is built.
Acting is invigorating. But I don't analyse it too much. It's like a dog smelling where it's going to do its toilet in the morning.
You will find that the woman who is really kind to dogs is always one who has failed to inspire sympathy in men.
Jeff Bebe: It's like you saying you like "Fever Dog" - *That* is the fucking buzz!
Dogs are the best example of a being who doesn't need to lie to protect someone's pride.
Man is an animal that makes bargains: no other animal does this - no dog exchanges bones with another.
A dog is a good friend of a man and perhaps better than many of his best friends.
Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.
Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other.
We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a dog. Well, it's cheaper, and you get more feet.
You mean less to me than the dog s__t I scraped off the bottom of my shoe!
Some people who like dogs don't like cats, but I'm not like that.
He seems to be attracting religions the way a dog attracts fleas.
The cat . . . is for the man who appreciates beauty as the one living force in a blind and purposeless universe.
Are you a female dog?" "What?" Massie asked. "Why?" "Because you are acting like a real
Anyone out without the excuse of a dog should be handcuffed and searched for loneliness.
...hero or not, he wanted to hold her forever and not let go.
Dogs are always going to come up short if you insist on defining them as a weird kind of cat.
