Quotes of: Dogged Keyword

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

Josh Billings

I did have a dog for a few years when I was little, but then just really had cats until I was about 21.

Eric Roberts

Dogs get lost hundreds of times and no one ever notices it or sends an account of it to a scientific magazine.

Edward Thorndike

What do dogs do on their day off?; Can't lie around – that's their job!

George Carlin

Young blood must have its course, lad, and every dog its day.

Charles Kingsley

'The Dog Whisperer' to me is a show that had a passion, and it helped me save relationships.

Cesar Millan

My days are jam-packed with carpools, classroom assistance, tending to chickens, dogs and seven acres of olive trees!

Carre Otis

Never chain your dogs together with sausages. One must accustom one's self to be bored.

John Berger

A puppy plays with every pup he meets, but an old dog has few associates.

Josh Billings

I have to have energy because I have a lot of expenses. A couple of cars, couple of dogs and a big estate.

Don Rickles

A mathematician is an individual who believes that prophesying that his dog will die if he deprives it of food constitutes a prediction.

Bill Gaede

At 20 a man is a peacock, at 30 a lion, at 40 a camel, at 50 a serpent, at 60 a dog, at 70 an ape, and at 80 nothing

Baltasar Gracian

The big guys, the big dogs, are going to own everything from the White House to the courthouse.

Brian Schweitzer

I go out to the kitchen to feed the dog, but that's about as much cooking as I do.

Betty White

Any man who does not like dogs and want them about does not deserve to be in the White House.

Calvin Coolidge

I have a boyfriend and a dog, and I still haven't figured out what I want to be when I grow up.

Chelsea Clinton

There were only four dissentients, the three dogs and the cat, who was afterwards discovered to have voted on both sides.

George Orwell

I don't have many friends in Philadelphia. I sort of have one. I have the dog and someone else.

H. G. Bissinger

I always splash on the cologne before a blind date because dogs can smell fear

Josh Stern

Y'know when your dog drags its butt across the carpet leaving a stain- It's not as easy as it looks..." 

Josh Stern

Nobody else feels the same way about your dog that you do.

Daniel Clowes