Dogs are owned for their loyalty, but men are owned only because of their stupidity.
LOVE, HATRED AND MADNESSMr. Janet Reno? I think Mr. Janet Reno... I think he's one of the best hunting dogs in the world.
Ted NugentSome dog I got too. We call him Egypt. Because in every room he leaves a pyramid.
Rodney DangerfieldDogs are often happier than men simply because the simplest things are the greatest things for them!
Mehmet Murat ildanEven in the middle of barking dogs, you can hear the footsteps of a big revolution!
Mehmet Murat ildanAcquiring a dog may be the only opportunity a human ever has to choose a relative.
Mordecai Wyatt Johnson