There is always hope for man or dog in life if only they be cute
Pigs are smarter than dogs, and both are smarter than Congress.
I'm not responsible enough to have a dog - or a child.
A lot of shelter dogs are mutts like me.
Who gets the bird, the hunter or the dog?
Men cheat for the same reason that dogs lick their balls... because they can.
My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet.
Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.
The sun don't shine on the same dog's ass all the time.
Vettori: These fucking Arabs! At least dogs fuck in silence.
Mr. White: Hardy fuckin' har.
I'm not buddy-buddy with the players. If they need a buddy, let them buy a dog.
Success is never bad in Hollywood. It is what you do with success that will dog you.
I used to love dogs until I discovered cats.
Angels do not enter a house where there is a dog.
No one here likes a wet dog.
I don't want any dog to be put down.
I won't go to England because they won't let my dog in.
But was there ever dog that praised his fleas?
We have a saying in France. A dog doesn't make a cat.
The cool, lithe, cynical, and unconquered lord of the housetops.
