The French, who love their dogs, sometimes eat their horses. The Spanish, who love their horses, sometimes eat their cows. The Indians, who love their cows, sometimes eat their dogs.
We all agree men are dogs, with the similar conviction let's also agree to the quiet truth; women are desperate dogs.
I believe a calm dog is a happy, obedient dog that won't get into trouble.
The first year I was on the show, it took an interviewer about 45 minutes to get it out of me that I even had a dog, and even then I wouldn't tell him the dog's name.
The dog doesn't know the difference between Saturday, Sunday, and Monday, so I have to walk the dog early those days too.
Hot dogs and Red Vines and potato chips and French fries are my favorite foods.
My son walked up to Nicole on the beach and I was throwing the ball for the dogs in the ocean. I was like, 'Max, you get the dogs. I'll talk to the hot blondes.'
Fergie will sing ballads to the dogs and they'll sit there rapt. You know your wife's a star when she keeps the dogs entertained for 20 minutes.
Dogs are more of a responsibility than kids - you can send a kid off to their grandparents or a nanny, but with a dog you can't do that.
The dog has got more fun out of Man than Man has got out of the dog, for the clearly demonstrable reason that Man is the more laughable of the two animals.
Ed Exley: I heard you like to shoot dogs. Ray Collins: Dogs got no reason to live.
Women are like dogs really. They love like dogs, a little insistently. And they like to fetch and carry and come back wistfully after hard words, and learn rather easily to carry a basket.
We have to convince the people of Bucharest, who are dog lovers, to treat dogs like they treat their children and not just let them roam the streets.
As the dog said, "If I fall down for you and you fall down for me, it is playing."
If a man becomes powerful even his chicken and his dog go to heaven.
The worst kind of dog is the one who does not want to bite.
You can hate the dog, but do not tell him that his teeth are dirty.
An honest man does not make himself a dog for the sake of a bone.
If the dog barks, go in; if the bitch barks you had better stay outside.
A house without a dog, a cat, or a little child is a house without joy or laughter.
When the wolf invites you in, you had better take your dog.
