Sonny: Kiss me. Det. Sgt. Eugene Moretti: What? Sonny: Kiss me. When I'm being fucked, I like to get kissed a lot.
Sonny: Bank robbing is a federal offense. You got me on kidnapping, armed robbery. You're gonna bury me, man!
Uncle Les: Christ! What a stink! Lionel Cosgrove: Uh... yeah. A dog must have uh, crawled under the house and died.
Deputy Marshal Samuel Gerard: I knew that was an elevated train. Marshal Biggs: Oh yeah big dog, you're never wrong.
[Dana has described seeing a terror dog in her refrigerator] Dr. Peter Venkman: Generally you don't see that kind of behavior in a major appliance.
[Louis is being chased by a demon dog] Louis: [frightened] I'm going bring this up with the Tenant's Association. You're not supposed to have pets in the building.
Sam: So uh, I gotta go bury this hamster before the dogs eat him... You wanna help?
Mad Dog: You know what I hate? Two groups of people: fucking cops and creeps who betray their old bosses.
Sergeant Maylon Stark: Leva tells me you've been eyeing the Captain's wife like a hound dog at hunting time.
Opal Fleener: Sun don't shine on the same dog's ass everyday, but, mister you ain't seen a ray of light since you got here.
Ben: If you kill a whale, you get Greenpeace and Jacques Cousteau on your back, but wipe out sardines and you get a canning subsidy!
Ben: You can tan while you make love. When you're through you've got a brown ass.
Coco Lenoix: Wilkins! Wilkins! If that damn dog craps in the courtyard one more time, I'm just gonna bake his little butt for breakfast!
Caine: Now O-Dog was the craziest nigga alive. America's nightmare. Young, black, and didn't give a fuck.
Grocery Store Man: I feel sorry for your mother. O-Dog: What'd you say about my mama?
Joe: Now listen up, Mr. Pink. There's two ways we can do this job. My way... or the highway!
Mr. White: The choice between doing ten years and taking out some stupid motherfucker, ain't no choice at all. But I ain't no madman.
Mr. White: We're leaving. You should go with us. Mr. Blonde: Nobody's goin' anywhere. Mr. White: Piss on this fucking turd! We're outta here.
Joe: Give me that book. Mr. White: Are you gonna put it away? Joe: I'm gonna do whatever the fuck I want with it.
Mr. Brown: I'm blind, man. I'm fucking blind. Mr. Orange: You're not blind, you've just got blood in your eyes.
[after hearing Orange's smuggling story] Joe: Only one thing to do in that case: shit in yer pants an' dive in and swim!
