Quotes of: Dog-food Keyword

” Sed paused in his song, feeling ridiculous for singing it to her while they made love. “Baby, you realize this song is about Trey’s dead dog, don’t you?

Rock Hard

He wondered if burned books made a special kind of smoke that clung to the world forever, in the same way that a book, once read, clings to its reader forever.

Smells Like Dog

There are people everywhere standing in line at the movies, buying curtains, walking dogs, while inside, their hearts are ripping to shreds.

The Sky is Everywhere

I've got a Don Baylor," J.T. said. "California sucks this year." Ralph snickered. "I wouldn't use a Baylor card to scrape dog shit off the street.

Salem Falls

A strongly accentuated zoophilism, such as an inordinate love of horses or dogs, throws the emotional nature out of balance; and those who are possessed by it are not likely to care very much for people.

Meet General Grant

Reason number 106 why dogs are smarter than humans: once you leave the litter, you sever contact with your mothers.

My Sister's Keeper

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me.

Much Ado About Nothing

Don’t get me wrong. I like dogs. I love them, in fact. It’s their human counterparts I could sometimes do without.

Murder Strikes a Pose

I got a dog-training book. It says Grendel needs mental stimulation, so I tried to train him, but I think he must be retarded.

Magic Slays

Elise?" He looked at her with a pleading, puppy-dog expression in his eyes. "Yes?" "I love you.

The Mating

Your pants didn't get smaller, Mommy," I assured her. "Your butt got bigger.

No More Dead Dogs

Women are more evolved biologically and emotionally, that’s well known and it’s obvious. But they confuse sex and the spirit; they don’t separate. Men, as you know, always separate: they separate their human and dog natures.

Narcopolis

How long have you been going?' said Vimes, selecting a pie. ‘Let’s see…what year is this?’ ‘Er…Dancing Dog, I think.’ ‘Since Tuesday, then,’ said Dibbler.

Night Watch

If love were a variety of dog, I’d want mine hot. I’d take my love with ketchup and mustard.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I don't want you to be young and beautiful. I only want one thing. I want you to be kind-hearted - and not just towards cats and dogs.

Life and Fate

A dog is more committed than a religious person; the former does whatever the owner says, while the latter does what someone else told someone else.

LOVE, HATRED AND MADNESS

i held it up, and tried to channel happy dog thoughts toward Cerberus- Alpo commercials, cute little puppies, fire hydrants.

The Lightning Thief

Sometimes you're sure dogs have some secret, superior intelligence, and other times you know they're only their simple, goofy selves.

The Six Rules of Maybe

We all know I’m marrying you, as soon as you get over your thing with dog tags and realize a stethoscope is way sexier, anyway.” - Tanner

Tag Chaser

The maddened four men followed frantically, for it is better to be in the presence of the awful than only within hearing. ("The Black Dog")

The Portable Stephen Crane

A dog to vomit does turn, A fool to folly but return, The wise err and learn, Gaining from each burn.

PT. Kanhaiya Lal Misra - My Father