My little dog, he did not get ill. It is so funny that people get ill on a boat and dogs do not.
It's funny to me that people find other people getting coffee really interesting, or walking their dog in the dog park.
That is not all I need. I need dogs. A house filled with dogs and a smart, funny, kind, loving girlfriend or wife.
I can't tell you how many hot dogs I've eaten in my life.
It's a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.
I'd rather have a hot dog than caviar.
Do not make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans or they will treat you like dogs.
When I'm training a dog, I develop a relationship with that dog. He's my buddy, and I want to make training fun.
I cook the food of Macau, my roots and soul food.
I only eat spicy food.
If food is poetry, is not poetry also food?
Sitcom food is by far the tastiest of all showbiz food.
Junk food drags you down.
I'm a health-food junkie, so all of my food is a splurge, money-wise!
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New Rule: If you're one of the one-in-three married women who say your pet is a better listener than your husband, you talk too much. And I have some bad news for you: Your dog's not listening, either; he's waiting for food to fall out of your mouth.
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