Anyone out without the excuse of a dog should be handcuffed and searched for loneliness.
Different HoursDogs are always going to come up short if you insist on defining them as a weird kind of cat.
EchopraxiaThe trouble with this dog is that it has grown too close to human beings, it will suffer as they do.
BlindnessThere is no such thing as tough love. Love is kind, love is compassionate, love is tender.
Kipnuk the Talking DogWhen what you want is a relationship, and not a person, get a dog.
The Secret Life of Prince CharmingThe world would be a nicer place if everyone had the ability to love as unconditionally as a dog.
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