I'm the guy to call. Look at the resume. I have kids of my own. I have dogs.
I think my favorite place to eat dinner is the movie theater. Dirty dogs, a big thing of nachos and a Cherry Coke - and I'm good.
I have a Lab, it's fun to hang out and hike with the dog, people come up to him, and pet him, it's fun.
And I strongly believe people should rescue dogs, or, at the very least, listen to Bob Barker and have your pet spayed or neutered.
How did I go from 'Menace II Society' to 'Love Jones?' There wasn't a poetic moment or romantic bone in O-Dog's body.
I grew up on a farm in Pennsylvania, where my parents raised German shepherds - we had about 30 dogs at any given time.
[referring to a partially eaten dog] Sheriff Leigh Brackett: A man wouldn't do that. Dr. Sam Loomis: This isn't a man.
Johnny Weng: Sometimes I think you're not human. Sydney: Sometimes dogs are superior to men.
Iris Henderson: Must you follow me around like a pet dog?
Ben: Mom wasn't a musician! She got hers with a broom!
Aunt Edna: Is this your idea of a good restaurant? Dog killer!
Mr. White: Smoke? Mr. Pink: I quit. [pause] Mr. Pink: What, you got one?
Nice Guy Eddie: We got places all over the place.
Mr. Blonde: Guess what, I think I'm parked in the red-zone!
Mr. Brown: [after Mr. Pink's tipping conversation] Jesus Christ!
David Sumner: [after listening to Amy calling the cat] Kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, shit!
Dog: [to Carl and Russell after Muntz accepts them] I like you temporarily!
We need wealthy dogs off the seats of power. They're taking us back to feudalism and I really don't want that. But I'm very far from being a socialist.
Watching baseball under the lights is like observing dogs indoors, at a pedigree show. In both instances, the environment is too controlled to suit the species.
If I could do it all over again, I'd be the mailman. I love housewives, and I hate dogs. What more is there?
Many who have spent a lifetime in it can tell us less of love than the child that lost a dog yesterday.
