Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
When I was a kid I was always afraid of small dogs, because they always seemed like the ones that would attack.
I'm quite physical. I'm from one of those dog-walking families where hiking up a mountain is meant to be fun.
On my days off, I like to be outdoors - on my bike or walking the dog or swimming - so it's important anyone I date is also into fitness.
I think it's really good for a family or children to have a dog, cat, bird or whatever to grow up with.
Most of an award-show host's job is showing up and keeping a cool head and soldiering through it, whether it's the Oscars or the Hallmark Channel's 'Hero Dog Awards.'
'Never Have Your Dog Stuffed' is really advice to myself, a reminder to myself not to avoid change or uncertainty, but to go with it, to surf into change.
I don't think anyone would care about my private life because I don't do anything. I'm at home with my dog.
I read the Odyssey because it was the story of a man who returned home after being absent for more than twenty years and was recognized only by his dog.
I'm direct, I'm unpretentious and I'm pretty dogged, and I hope I've got a capacity to laugh at myself and not take myself too seriously.
I've made a dog's breakfast of English history, geography, 'King Lear,' and the English language in general.
Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.
I'm a car singer, in fact sometimes I pretend to take my dog out for a walk, and I'll just drive him around and start singin'.
Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear.
It seems like all the good looking people have smaller dogs these days. Especially for the women, because they always come in with their little Chihuahuas and the guys come in with their Golden Retrievers.
In the past when I was in Hollywood, I was like a dog. I felt humiliated. My English was not good. People would even ask me 'Jackie Who?'.
The life of an uneducated man is as useless as the tail of a dog which neither covers its rear end, nor protects it from the bites of insects.
I like to swim, I like to play with my dogs and I love to eat - but I have to start watching that because my suits are getting too small.
I'd love to do a character with a wife, a nice little house, a couple of kids, a dog, maybe a bit of singing, and no guns and no killing, but nobody offers me those kind of parts.
I love New York, but I wish they wouldn't put clothes on their dogs.
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.
