If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: Pour a little Lavoris in the toilet.
Jay LenoPeople who keep dogs are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves.
August StrindbergIf you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.
Fran LebowitzAmerica is a large friendly dog in a small room. Every time it wags its tail it knocks over a chair.
Arnold J. ToynbeeI'm afraid we'll see reporters stop chasing quotes around the same time dogs stop chasing cars.
Daniel OkrentI was young. I was newly married. And I had worked like a dog. I just wanted to live and travel.
Sarah Michelle GellarFreddy Newandyke: I gotta memorize all this? There's over four fucking pages of this shit!
Reservoir DogsLloyd: What will you be drinking, sir? Jack Torrance: Hair of the dog that bit me, Lloyd.
The Shining