Joe: How does freedom feel? Mr. Blonde: It's a change.
Joe: Cough up a buck you cheap bastard.
Mr. White: [pulling a gun on Mr. Blonde] Fuck you, Maniac!
Mr. Pink: Where's the commode in this dungeon? I gotta take a squirt.
Mad Dog: Pulling a trigger is like ordering a takeout.
Tony Montana: [turning to Bernstein] Every dog has his day.
David Sumner: Why don't you grow up? Amy Sumner: I'm trying to!
Pablo Sandoval: The dog probably had rabies. You're gonna die.
Slinky Dog: I thought we were going to the attic?
Slinky Dog: Gaddily bob-howdy! Woody: Oh, shut up.
Gordon Gekko: If you need a friend, get a dog.
I care not much for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.
At the end of the Depression, people were perhaps looking for something to cheer themselves up. They fell in love with a dog and a little girl. It won't happen again.
The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.
My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For ten years I thought the dog was telling me to kill my father.
It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.
Deadite Captain: Cry Havoc and let loose the Dogs of War!
El Chivo: [to his newfound dog, Blackie, after misbehaving] It's not right, asshole!
I just want to be in my sweats, walk my dog, watch TV and eat pizza.
I'm half-Irish, half-Dutch, and I was born in Belgium. If I was a dog, I'd be in a hell of a mess!
I wanted to be a veterinarian until I saw a video of a vet performing surgery on a dog. Then I decided I wanted to be a pianist.
