How stupid that all I have to do is grow two squishy lumps and suddenly I'm man's best friend
Poisoned Apples: Poems for You, My PrettyI don’t drink water, because if water can erode rock, think what it can do to flesh.
This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucksI don’t understand the game of Cricket. But I do get the game of Noisy Night Insect.
This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks