Giosué Orefice: "No Jews or Dogs Allowed." Why do all the shops say, "No Jews Allowed"? Guido: Oh, that. "Not Allowed" signs are the latest trend! The other day, I was in a shop with my friend the kangaroo, but their sign said, "No Kangaroos Allowed...
Paul Varjak: You know what's wrong with you, Miss Whoever-You-Are? You're chicken, you've got no guts. You're afraid to stick out your chin and say, "Okay, life's a fact, people do fall in love, people do belong to each other, because that's the only...
We Americans are not usually thought to be a submissive people, but of course we are. Why else would we allow our country to be destroyed? Why else would we be rewarding its destroyers? Why else would we all — by proxies we have given to greedy cor...
It seemed to him that all his life he had followed the ideals that other people, by their words or their writings, had instilled into him, and never the desires of his own heart. Always his course had been swayed by what he thought he should do and n...
Habit is the sixth sense that dominates the other five.
The benefits you get become the debts you owe to others.
One throws up the dust the other gets it in his eye.
Solve one problem, and you keep a hundred others away.
Seamen learn to get to know each other during a storm.
Bathe other people's children but don't wash behind their ears.
Learning makes a man fit company for himself as well as for others.
One camel does not make fun of the other camel's hump.
True happiness lies in giving it to others.
Between two cowards, the first to detect the other has the advantage.
He who is dependant on others must make friends with the dog.
If one hand were the other they would both want to be clean.
That which is mine makes other people's things seem strange.
Compare your griefs with those of other men and they will seem less.
After a trial one party is naked and the other without a shirt.
We hate delays by others, but sometimes it makes us wise.
Women are like raindrops: some fall on palaces, others on ricefields.
