I ate the evidence he’d been murdered. What Carl called “Kevin,” I called dinner.
This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucksMy soul is invisible, like an anorexic’s dinner, but it sure enhances how I feel about my body.
This Book is Not FOR SALEWhen someone asks, Dogs or cats? I usually say, For what, dinner?
This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucksI think someone should invent an edible remote control, to go along with TV dinners.
This Book is Not FOR SALESome men eat dinner with silverware. Some use chopsticks. I prefer zippers.
A Zebra is the Piano of the Animal Kingdom