Fred Weasley: How you feeling, Georgie? George Weasley: ...Saint-like. Fred Weasley: ...Come again? George Weasley: Saint-like. [points to ear] George Weasley: I'm holey.
Waitress: Can I take your order? Hermione Granger: I'll have a cappucino. Waitress: [turns to Ron] You? Ron Weasley: What she said. Harry Potter: Same.
Luna Lovegood: [after Dobby dies] We should close his eyes. Don't you think? [Harry nods, she does it] Luna Lovegood: There. Now he could be sleeping.
Hermione Granger: [Entering Godric's Hollow] I still think we should have used Polyjuice Potion. Harry Potter: No. This is where I was born. I'm not returning as someone else.
Ron Weasley: Hey! Hermione Granger: You... complete arse, Ronald Weasley! You show up here after weeks, and you say 'Hey'?
Scabior: [Hermione walks up] Hello beautiful. [Hermione stops, stares, then backs away] Scabior: Well, don't just hang in there. Snatch 'em!
Ron Weasley: Seems strange, mate. Dumbledore sends you off to find a load of Horcruxes, but doesn't bother to tell you how to destroy them. Doesn't that bother you?
Lord Voldemort: [Deleted scene] Why do you live? Harry Potter: Because I have something worth living for.
Neville Longbottom: [discussing a battle strategy] Are you really giving us permission to do this? Minerva McGonagall: Yes, Longbottom. Neville Longbottom: Blow it up? Boom? Minerva McGonagall: BOOM!
Hermione Granger: [Disguised as Belltrix Lestrange, addressing a Death Eater] Good morning! Griphook: Good morning? You're Bellatrix Lestrange, not some dewey-eyed schoolgirl!
Neville Longbottom: I'd like to say something... Lord Voldemort: ...I think we'd all be fascinated to hear what you have to say.
Harry Potter: And Remus, your son... Remus Lupin: Others will tell him what his mother and father died for. One day, he'll understand.
Professor Severus Snape: It's come to my attention that earlier this evening Harry Potter was spotted in Hogsmeade. Should anyone attempt to aide Mr. Potter, they will be punished.
Griphook: How did you come upon that sword? Harry Potter: It's complicated. Why did Bellatrix Lestrange think it should be in her vault? Griphook: It's complicated.
Kingsley Shacklebolt: [watching the protective enchantments start to crack] Actually, Dean, better tell Professor McGonagall we may need two or three more wands on this side.
Bellatrix Lestrange: [Try to help Voldemort up] My Lord? My Lord? Lord Voldemort: [Throwing Bellatrix aside] I do not need your help. Bellatrix Lestrange: My Lord!
Lorraine Baines: Biff, somebody already asked me to the dance. Biff Tannen: Who? That bug George McFly? Lorraine Baines: I'm going with Calvin Klein, okay? Biff Tannen: Calvin Klein? No, it's not okay!
Marty McFly, Jr.: [re: the tiny pizza from Pizza Hut] Grandma, when it's ready, could you just shove it in my mouth? Middle-Aged Marty: Don't you be a smart-ass!
Marty McFly: Are you two related? Biff Tannen: [knocking on Marty's head] Hello? Hello? Anybody home? What do you think? Griff just called me Grandpa for his health?
S. S. Strickland: Is that liquor I smell Tannen? Young Biff: Ahhh, I wouldn't know. I don't know what liquor smells like, cuz I'm too young to drink it.
[Doc and Marty are about to hijack the train] Doc: Reach! Engineer: Is this a holdup? Doc: It's a science experiment! Stop the train just before you hit the switch track up ahead!
