People sometimes talk about the power of first impressions, and believe me, there is truth to it.
My Name Is MemoryEven exciting places are boring most of the time. Wars. Movie sets. Emergency rooms.
My Name Is MemoryLove and war, it seemed, worked by the same rules. One had to hurry, before the fires flared out.
My Name is Mary SutterDon’t alter my altar. I don’t believe you don’t believe.
The Merits of Marthaism, and How Being Named Susan Can Benefit YouErections are temporary, but child support is forever.
The Merits of Marthaism, and How Being Named Susan Can Benefit YouI’m learning sign language to be a better communicator and masturbator.
The Merits of Marthaism, and How Being Named Susan Can Benefit YouI have a chip on my shoulder. It's a nacho, not a sense of bitterness.
The Merits of Marthaism, and How Being Named Susan Can Benefit YouI rap. I also wrap. It’s a gift I have.
The Merits of Marthaism, and How Being Named Susan Can Benefit YouI’m a romantic. I enjoy candle-lit breakfasts, and long walks in wheelchairs.
The Merits of Marthaism, and How Being Named Susan Can Benefit YouI like sex to be intense. I also like sex to be in tents.
The Merits of Marthaism, and How Being Named Susan Can Benefit YouMy arms and legs fell asleep. Silence of the Limbs.
The Merits of Marthaism, and How Being Named Susan Can Benefit YouI’m a fountain of knowledge, like a water fountain, only thirstier. And quenchier.
The Merits of Marthaism, and How Being Named Susan Can Benefit YouI’m a party animal. And that animal is a bear, during the winter months.
The Merits of Marthaism, and How Being Named Susan Can Benefit You