A twirling flower turns each petal into a fan blade. Who knew a symbol of love could be so breezy?
Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.I loved her like meatloaf. Our love was the kind covered in ketchup—and not gravy.
Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.Love is a panda in Pandora’s box. But don’t open it, because it took me forever to get it inside.
Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.Love is like a river flowing through your heart. I’ll bring the boat, if you bring the bridge.
Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.I speak the language of love. I just have no idea what it means.
Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.I’m longing to belong. I’m also longing to be long. Especially long in love, like over 5,280 feet.
Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.If I win her I’ll lose myself, but I’ll have gained more than I’ve lost. This is love.
Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.Licorice stops erections at the source—the crotch. It also helps against certain poisons, like love.
Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.Love takes many forms, and none of them are shaped like people I don’t know.
Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.I make love in half. But that’s because I’m much too romantic to refer to it as masturbation.
Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.I run like I have cirrus clouds for legs and rainbow knees. What is life, if not a marathon of love?
Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.I make love like a mannequin mimicking a statue, only with less movement and more grunting.
Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.We made love like two trees on a breezeless day. Neither one of us moved for hours.
Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.I make love like Siberia, only with less heat and more of an isolated feeling.
Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.Love is a speedy bird that looks like a fish. If you catch one in the sky, try not to drown.
Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.I write sappy love poetry. Mostly about bleeding trees.
Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.Our love meant the world to me. Well, certainly a globe at least.
Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.