Let’s make love in the library—in the romance section.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.We’re all somewhere 1-100 in love. I’m always 100.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.I’m always the last in love by exactly one person.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.None of us nine with the sixes. That’s the tragedy of love.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.A windmill has arms, but does not hug. Where’s the love?
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.I’m walking downstairs and upstairs at the same time. I’m in love.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.Love is silence multiplied by noise and divided by two.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.I make love like I make lasagna: with extra meat.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.I’m putting the finishing touches on a cat. I love petting.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.Get a watermelon, draw a face on it, and talk to it before making love to it.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.I’m not saying I’m not saying. I’m also not saying I’m in love, and I’m not not saying I’m in love.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.Love is an intense flickable mystery, like a booger.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.What is pink, blurry, and always leaving when you’re arriving? Love.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.To their eyes, I was love. To their ears, I was truth. To their noses, I was anus.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.