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Life is hard. Then you die. Then they throw dirt in your face. Then the worms eat you. Be grateful it happens in that order.

David Gerrold

Zeus: What the hell's all this got to do with killing McClane? Simon: Life has its little bonuses.

Die Hard: With a Vengeance

Simon: I'm a soldier, not a monster. Even though I sometimes work for monsters.

Die Hard: With a Vengeance

Simon: Why was the phone busy? Who were you calling? John McClane: The Psychic Hotline!

Die Hard: With a Vengeance

[about to jump onto a subway train] John McClane: This is a bad idea.

Die Hard: With a Vengeance

Inspector Cobb: McClane is a toilet bug. John McClane: [puzzled, he whispers] A toilet bug?

Die Hard: With a Vengeance

To learn to die is to learn to live. Death is the giver of life.

The Age Of Absurdity: Why Modern Life Makes It Hard To Be Happy

Zeus Carver: No riddle is gonna stop this motherfucker? Simon Gruber: No code, no riddle, no fancy little countdown.

Die Hard: With a Vengeance

[Referring to The Sign of the Cross] Zeus: How do Catholics do their thing? John McClane: North, South, West, East.

Die Hard: With a Vengeance

Zeus: Oh, boy... am I glad you talked me out of jumping.

Die Hard: With a Vengeance

Ivan: [talking to Simon on the phone] He's here. Simon: Perhaps you could be a little more specific.

Die Hard: With a Vengeance

John McClane: I had no idea Canada could be this much fun.

Die Hard: With a Vengeance

John McClane: Think we should call a fire truck? Zeus: Aw, fuck 'em. Let 'em cook!

Die Hard: With a Vengeance

Baptized in a river when I was a teenager. I go to church most Sundays. My favorite Bible verse is ‘Jesus wept.’” “Because it’s the shortest?” He almost smiled. “No. Because it says that Jesus knew what it meant to grieve. He’d just l...

Blood Trade

Simon: Said Simple Simon to the pieman going to the fair, "Give me your pies... or I'll cave your head in."

Die Hard: With a Vengeance

John McClane: This thing got airbags? Zeus: Your side does, I don't know about mi- [shouts] Zeus: McClane!

Die Hard: With a Vengeance

Simon: Yesterday we were an army with no country, tomorrow, we have to decide which country we want to buy!

Die Hard: With a Vengeance

Simon: [Simon, disguised as a City Engineer, surveying the damage caused by one of his bombs] Holy Toledo! Somebody had fun.

Die Hard: With a Vengeance

Karl: [disgusted, upon seeing McClane's torn and bloodied clothing] Are you all right? John McClane: Yeah, it's laundry day.

Die Hard: With a Vengeance

[McClane and Zeus are speeding through Central Park] Zeus: Are you aiming for these people? John McClane: No. Well, maybe that mime.

Die Hard: With a Vengeance

Helicopter Pilot: Hang on, we're going down. John McClane: Do you see those high-tension wires? Zeus: Hey, McClane, what the fuck!

Die Hard: With a Vengeance