Men are by wits not by dicks
Dick Dale don't surf no more.
If you keep your mouth shut you will never put your foot in it.
Before you beat a child, be sure yourself are not the cause of the offense.
Sergeant JT Sanborn: I can't get it in. Sgt. Matt Thompson: What do you mean you can't get it in? Pretend it's your dick. Sergeant JT Sanborn: How about I pretend it's your dick? Sgt. Matt Thompson: Well in that case you'll never get it in.
William Miller: [on the phone with Dick, talking about Russell] Dick, I got him. He's okay. He is on acid, though. [pause] William Miller: I can't really tell. How do you know when it's kicked in? [Cut to Russell standing on the roof, screaming "I am...
Prayer is man's greatest power!
Sports is like a war without the killing.
The cure for sorrow is to learn something.
This work is the result of a meeting of minds from two of the most successful men in their respective fields.
When walking through the 'valley of shadows,' remember, a shadow is cast by a Light.
Train that bitch to love you, a bitch like that, she's the type, you have to train, and even then, she'll still try to fuck around on you and test the boundaries, unless you have something no other man has, but to her you're a dick, and her she likes...
Of course, in my mind, violence would have been better, but since that wasn’t an option, I decided to play along. “It’s okay, handsome. I’ve only been here a few minutes. I’d like to introduce you to Dick.” “No, it’s…” Richard tri...
When I read the 'Dick and Jane' stories, I thought they were afraid they might forget each other's names because they always said each other's names - a lot. So if Jane didn't see the dog, Dick would say, 'Look Jane, look. There is the dog next to Sa...
Rhomann Dey: He said that he may be an... "a-hole". But he's not, and I quote, "100% a dick". Nova Prime Rael: Do you believe him? Rhomann Dey: Well, I don't know if I believe anyone is 100% a dick... Nova Prime Rael: Do you believe he's here to help...
A home-made friend wears longer than one you buy in the market.
When you are dealing with a child, keep all your wits about you, and sit on the floor.
You never sit on your laurels. It is always a case of trying to work on your deficiencies as much as working on your strengths.
What I am proud of is I have searched for the best of me and I have been a team man without fail.
Lactose intolerant milk?! KISS, MY, DICK!
I no longer own or control the businesses which I have spent my life building up.
