Quotes of: Diaper Keyword

No one's raising children any more. To love a child, you've got to work for it. You have to change its diapers and feed it at night!

Lauren Hutton

I have American in-laws, and I care about the environment. We don't use disposable diapers, which, of course, creates an environmental problem of our own.

Yakov Smirnoff

Having twin girls is a life changer - that's for sure. But I like getting up and changing diapers. It's the things you do.

Roger Federer

A dirty diaper doesn’t double as a dishrag, and a politician doesn’t double as a savior.

So many chairs, and no time to sit

The biggest thing I remember is that there was just no transition. You hit the ground diapering.

Paul Reiser

I hope to die with dignity and not be on my death bed pondering the afterlife wearing a diaper named Depends.

Stanley Victor Paskavich

I'll tell you my routine - it's really exciting. I feed, I burp, I change diapers, I pump. And then I have a tiny window of time to myself.

Marcia Cross

My parents had been involved in the labor movement; if we'd grown up in the city, we would have been red-diaper babies.

Holly Near

If you were out of a job and your kid needed diapers and your husband just left you, you would be so confused.

Barbara Steele

The real Michael Jackson that has not been seen... with children, one in diapers, the other two toddlers.

Geraldo Rivera

Luisa: Play with babies and you'll end up washing diapers!

Y Tu Mamá También

I need to hire a babysitter for Friday night. I also need to buy myself some adult diapers.

$3.33

I’m not opposed to new people, I just don’t like their packaging (diapers).

This Book is Not FOR SALE

I can change a diaper in 30 seconds flat. I set the new one beneath the old one. That way, it's just wipe and pull the flap over.

Drew Brees

One of the most important things to remember about infant care is: don't change diapers in midstream.

Don Marquis

In less than a year, the Bush administration will strut out of office, leaving the country in roughly the same condition a toddler leaves a diaper.

Graydon Carter

Literature simply becomes richer after you've been fired, rejected, stranded, or had to change a few midnight diapers.

Christian Bauman

Dot: Rollie! You take that diaper off your head and you put it back on your sister!

Raising Arizona

Why do otherwise sane, competent, strong men, men who can wrestle bears or raid corporations, shrink away in horror at the thought of washing a dish or changing a diaper?

Frank Pittman

I met Cynthia when I was 12, proposed at 16, became engaged at 17, married her at 19 and we had a baby when I was 20. If extra work could pay for a lot of diapers, that was for me.

Kent McCord

Like many other women, I could not understand why every man who changed a diaper has felt impelled, in recent years, to write a book about it.

Barbara Ehrenreich