Even if it’s a really funny joke, don’t laugh if the devil’s the one telling it!
If money’s the god people worship, I’d rather go worship the devil instead.
I've always said it's interesting to watch devils cry when angels want to stab you in the back. I like that mixture.
ONE of the things we can learn from the devil is his perseverance in pursuing us. HE NEVER gives up.
He did not see any reason why the devil should have all the good tunes.
With devotion's visage and pious action we do sugar o'er the devil himself.
A politician is the devil's quilted anvil; He fashions all sins on him, and the blows are never heard.
Man cries, his tears dry up and run out. So he becomes a devil, reduced to a monster.
Patience is a complot of the Devil to immobilize the men! Mortal men should be impatient and impetuous; patience is only for the immortals!
All the cunning of the devil is exercised in trying to tear us away from the word.
It is an invention of the devil, an infernal falsity for the destruction of all Christianity.
I find myself evil. I believe in the devil as much as God. You can use either one to get things done.
The theory seems to be that as long as a man is a failure he is one of God's children, but that as soon as he succeeds he is taken over by the Devil.
So much of motion, is so much of life, and so much of joy, and to stand still, or get on but slowly, is death and the devil.
Country and western is the music of the devil. That's the real truth of the matter. My late Mother, bless her, loved country and western. God, I couldn't handle it.
An apology for the devil: it must be remembered that we have heard one side of the case. God has written all the books.
So Ham's wife that was preserved on the Ark was a Negro of the seed of Cain and there was a priestly purpose in it, that the Devil would have a representation as well as God.
I'm a big fan of all the great movie devils, from Walter Huston to Ray Walston to Al Pacino to Jack Nicholson.
In wrestling, my mustache made me look more like a villain. A good mustache can give you the look of the devil.
With these kinds of proposals, the devil is in the details. We're going to examine this realignment closely. We will fight any measure that compromises our needs - now or in the future.
God Almighty never intended that the devil should triumph over the Church. He never intended that the saloons should walk rough-shod over Christianity.
