George Kittredge: [walks in on Tracy and Dexter together] Well, I suppose I should object to this twosome. C. K. Dexter Haven: That would be most objectionable.
C. K. Dexter Haven: I thought all writers drank to excess and beat their wives. You know one time I secretly wanted to be a writer.
Seth Lord: You have everything it takes to make a lovely woman except the one essential: an understanding heart. And without that you might just as well be made of bronze.
Macaulay Connor: [drunk] You going my way miss? Tracy Lord: [drunk] That's "Miss Goddess" to you Macaulay Connor: Okay, Miss Goddess To Me.
George Kittredge: I'm going to build you an ivory tower with my own two hands. Tracy Lord: Like fun you are.
Sidney Kidd: You really hate me, don't you Connor? Macaulay Connor: Oh no! [pause] Macaulay Connor: I don't like you very much though.
Tracy Lord: Dexter, would you mind doing something for me? C. K. Dexter Haven: Anything. What? Tracy Lord: Get the heck out of here.
Sidney Kidd: You hate me, I trust, Miss Imbrie. Elizabeth (Liz) Imbrie: No, I-I can't afford to hate anybody. I'm only a photographer.
Macaulay Connor: C.K. Dexter Haven, I would like to talk to you. C. K. Dexter Haven: Well, let's go in the talking room.
Tracy Lord: English history has always facinated me. Cromwell, Robin Hood, Jack the Ripper. Where did he teach? You're father, I mean.
Lydia Howland: Mom... Can you tell me what the story was about? Dr. Alice Howland: ...Love! Lydia Howland: That's right mom... It was about love.
Squints: [In the tree house, telling the story of the mutant dog who lives next door] ... after a while the cops started getting calls from people reporting all the missing thieves...
[last lines] Lyle Straight, Alvin's Brother: Did you ride that thing all the way out here to see me? Alvin Straight: I did, Lyle.
Woody: Hey, who's got my hat? Mr. Shark: Look, I'm Woody! Howdy, howdy, howdy! Woody: Ha-ha, ha-ha... [snatches his hat away] Woody: Gimme that!
Woody: Hey, Etch... Draw! [Etch draws a picture of a gun] Woody: D'oh! Got me again! Etch, you've been working on that draw. Fastest knobs in the west.
Rex: What if Andy gets another dinosaur? A mean one? I just don't think I can take that kind of rejection!
Buzz: How dare you open a space man's helmet on an uncharted planet? My eyeballs could have been sucked from their sockets! [closes his helmet]
Buzz: I am Buzz Lightyear; I come in peace. Rex: [shaking Buzz's hand] Oh, I'm so glad you're not a dinosaur!
Bo Peep: What would you say if I get someone else to watch the sheep for me tonight? Woody: [blushing and giggling] Oh-ho yeah. Thought so.
Announcer on Intercom at Pizza Planet: [At Pizza Planet] Before your space journey, re-energize yourself with a slice of pepperoni, now boarding at counter three.
Lenny the Binoculars: [Sid lights the rocket on Combat Carl] He's lighting it! He's lighting it! Lenny the Binoculars: [toys start to duck] Hit the dirt! [explosion]
