About adultery: Don’t go looking for pancakes when you have flapjacks at home.
A Story That Talks about Talking Is Like Chatter to Chattering Teeth, and Every Set of Dentures Can Attest to the Fact That No..Love is two souls occupying one bed. Though not a bunk bed.
A Story That Talks about Talking Is Like Chatter to Chattering Teeth, and Every Set of Dentures Can Attest to the Fact That No..Two things in life are certain: uncertainty, and I’m not sure about the second thing.
A Story That Talks about Talking Is Like Chatter to Chattering Teeth, and Every Set of Dentures Can Attest to the Fact That No..I Google myself to find out who I am as a person.
A Story That Talks about Talking Is Like Chatter to Chattering Teeth, and Every Set of Dentures Can Attest to the Fact That No..I am the burrito in the taco. Hold your skepticism, and the lettuce.
A Story That Talks about Talking Is Like Chatter to Chattering Teeth, and Every Set of Dentures Can Attest to the Fact That No..Agatha was so tight-fisted she could squeeze a penny and strangle Abe Lincoln.
A Story That Talks about Talking Is Like Chatter to Chattering Teeth, and Every Set of Dentures Can Attest to the Fact That No..Me and my grandma are getting married. Just not to each other.
A Story That Talks about Talking Is Like Chatter to Chattering Teeth, and Every Set of Dentures Can Attest to the Fact That No..Agatha was a woman. All women are mortal. Therefore, Agatha must be dead.” -Orafoura
A Story That Talks about Talking Is Like Chatter to Chattering Teeth, and Every Set of Dentures Can Attest to the Fact That No..My favorite thing to do is watch the radiation box. Not the TV, but the microwave.
A Story That Talks about Talking Is Like Chatter to Chattering Teeth, and Every Set of Dentures Can Attest to the Fact That No..I spend a lot of time trying to not be me. So much so that I have become who I’m not.
A Story That Talks about Talking Is Like Chatter to Chattering Teeth, and Every Set of Dentures Can Attest to the Fact That No..