Celebrity despicability is a precious thing.
Nothing is more despicable than respect based on fear.
Edith: It was your cousin's idea! Dave the Minion: *What*?
Vector: [stranded on the moon] Oh, poop!
I willingly took John Lennon's life. What I did was despicable.
Gru: You got to be pulling on my leg!
Vector: He punched my shark!
Gru: [defeated by Vector] Oh, come on!
It is not human nature we should accuse but the despicable conventions that pervert it.
Antonio: [suave] And my dream is to one day play video games for a living. Margo: [romantically] Wow. [chuckles] Margo: You're so complicated. Gru: Margo... [the tweens look up and, once seeing Gru, Margo gasps in astonisment] Gru: [attempts a smile]...
Even the most despicable person is still a human being.
The way to be really despicable is to be contemptuous of other people's pain.
I have turned down playing the most despicable people on Earth. I turn it down all the time.
Agnes: Pinkie promise? Gru: Oh yes, my pinkie promises.
To hide behind a computer and an anonymous persona to spew hate at another person is despicable.
Agnes: I like him. He's nice. Edith: He's scary. Agnes: Like Santa.
Edith: Yes! Mine's shaped like a dead guy!
Edith: Can I drink this? Dr. Nefario: Do you want to explode?
Gru: This is literature? A two year old could have written this!
Vector: Yeah! You done been shrunk!
Vector: When I'm done with Gru, he's gonna be begging for mercy!