Felicia: Oh, you can't do that with a ping-pong ball! Bernadette: Do you wanna bet?
The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the DesertFelicia: How long have we been on the road? Bernadette: Four and a half hours.
The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the DesertFelicia: [to the video shop worker] Umm... , do you have "The Texas Chainsaw Mascara"?
The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the DesertTick: [to Bernadette] I've um... been asked to do a show out of town.
The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the DesertFelicia: This old man he played two. He played knick-knack with my poo!
The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the DesertFelicia: Who taught you to waltz? Tick: My wife. Felicia: Oh, how sweet.
The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the DesertBob: [knocks] Can I come in? Bernadette: Now, there's a gentleman. Of course you can, Bob.
The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the DesertTick: [to Bernadette] Look, you're not helping, here. Just eat your hormones.
The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the DesertTick: [to Felicia and Bernadette] I think we just crashed a party.
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