"Managerial" Victim #2: [Viewing the dead bodies in the desert] These are some ripe petunias!
No Country for Old MenFelicia: Oh, for goodness sakes, get down off that crucifix. Someone needs the wood.
The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the DesertBernadette: [to Felicia] I've said it before, and I'll say it again: "No more fucking ABBA!"
The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the DesertBernadette: What a nice dog. What's it's name? Bob: Herpes. If she's good, she'll heal.
The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the DesertFelicia: [to Tick] Mowing those lawns must have been murder on your heels, though.
The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the DesertFelicia: Oh, you can't do that with a ping-pong ball! Bernadette: Do you wanna bet?
The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the DesertFelicia: How long have we been on the road? Bernadette: Four and a half hours.
The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the DesertFelicia: [to the video shop worker] Umm... , do you have "The Texas Chainsaw Mascara"?
The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the DesertTick: [to Bernadette] I've um... been asked to do a show out of town.
The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the DesertFelicia: This old man he played two. He played knick-knack with my poo!
The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the DesertFelicia: Who taught you to waltz? Tick: My wife. Felicia: Oh, how sweet.
The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the DesertBob: [knocks] Can I come in? Bernadette: Now, there's a gentleman. Of course you can, Bob.
The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the DesertTick: [to Bernadette] Look, you're not helping, here. Just eat your hormones.
The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert